An imposter in our midst!!!! No Ifs, no butts....

OMG, there is a man on bikini bootcamp what is the world coming too, first we see Vanessa Feltz getting married, not literally but she was a very good look alike (her boobs (each one) were bigger than michelle's head!). She probably should have been on bootcamp but instead we got the motley crew:

A mother and daughter combo - training for 3 months prior to coming and still 5 stone overweight, EACH!
The ugly sisters - one has eaten a lemon, the other ate the whole bag, and she ate a Pizza for dinner ! Michelle said we could have a glass of wine cos they were on mojitos, they were non alcoholic it turns out......
Then there is the Scottish Widow, he's not dead but he's got a space at the table! She's called Pamela but hasnt got the boobs to match.
To complete the group is the pharmacist (never had a facial before, or shaved her face although she should have) and her HUSBAND (RAY) the plumber, we know what he's servicing! Yes a bloke on bikini camp, they met at the rotary club, they are soooooo fit, he cycles 1.5 miles a day! He had to take a photo of us and then strop when I nicked one of his courgettes accidentally. He is soooo hunky, michelle and I are fighting over him, NOT!!!!! pictures to follow, the thought of him in his cycling shorts, how exciting.
And then there is the lipstick lesbians, thats us.
Needless to say we had to come to bed early from dinner for yet another drink, yes this is the reality behind bootcamp (yes Ray it is a bikini bootcamp even though you claim not to know that), you drink a couple of bottles of alcohol just to survive it. Have we done anything yet I hear you ask apart from sup a bottle or two, well yes we've been drilled by Mike the drill instructor and split in half by the yoga teacher (show off!) who was trying to get us to do the "fish" amongst other things. At the end she said something like AMUFU DAYA, the woman next to me (double ugly sister) repeated it as "have a nice day"!!!!

God we've had such a laugh already and we havent even started yet. Loads more material where that came from. Off for a alcohol induced kip before our 6.45am wake up call.

Love from the lesbo's XXXXX